Gotta love your new neighbors...

[Mister Roper]

Happened across the street from a friend's house last night. I counted 8 bullet holes in the garage door, can you spot the two that went through the neighbor first?

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb44/MisterRoper/bh.jpg

Three kids under the age of 6 were in the house at the time. Fucking gang-bangers...

[freebass55]

Damn dude. Time to move.

[Mister Roper]

Damn dude. Time to move.

Or stop visiting...

[Mister Roper]

bullshit...

Stockton Police (http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081105/A_NEWS02/811050323)

Assault with deadly weapon: A 33-year-old man at 8:14 p.m. Monday had just pulled into his garage in the 2100 block of Piccardo Circle and was getting out of the vehicle when a tan car pulled to a stop in front of his house and he heard five or six gunshots. The man was hit by one of the bullets, according to a Stockton police report, and taken to San Joaquin General Hospital for treatment of a non-life-threatening injury. He was unable to give police a description of the person or people in the car. (http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081105/A_NEWS02/811050323)

[Black_GT]

damn...that sucks. I'm always thankful I live in a good neighborhood.

[Krahzee1]

and I thought my drunk neighbors brawling thursday night at 1am was bad. I heard yelling and shit, so I got up to see what was up, I look out to see one guy throwin beer bottles at the other guys house and then they start scrappin. Three of us ended up callin the police.

My neighborhood's not bad except these fucks, shit like this pops off about once a month.

[US-1]

Nice and quiet out here in The ShadowLands. 99% of my neighbors are very respectful and none of that shit goes on out here. Plus, they all know what I did to the last fucker that tried to break into my house.

[C-Liz-Go]

Hmm, enlighten the rest of us with what you did to the last fucker who tried to break into your house....and how many near-breakins have you had???

[US-1]

He will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He walked into my garage where Mikey and I were working on a set of heads. Had a knife in his hand and threatened to "cut up you're sorry white ass and let your kid watch" so I beat him half to death with a 5 pound ball peen hammer. Didn't have any of the guns in the garage at the time. Broke his neck and severed his spinal cord. Also crushed his left eye socket and cheek bone causing irrepairable damage to his eye so he'll never be able to use it again. Paralyzed from the neck down and has only one eye.

Told you there were things about me you wouldn't like. But you asked.

[Dread53]

/\/\/\/\ OK, so I've just been watching some Christopher Titus stuff on Youtube and he does a skit on 'half to death'. So if you beat him exactly the same again, he would be exactly dead? Otherwise, it wasn't 'half to death'.

As an engineer, I need to be precise on these matters.




BTW, nice job. I've had that urge before but never the opportunity.

[US-1]

I am an engineer also. For the sake of precision......according to the doctor that testified at the grand jury, "the intruder was in critical condition upon arrival at the hospital. His most serious injury was the severed spinal cord and broken vertebrae in his neck. These injuries could have led to a more life-threatening condition if certain nerve bundles were severed or damaged further. Breathing or heart function could have been impaired by further damage. I feel that the victim in this case showed a great deal of restraint by not striking the intruder once the intruder was down and not fighting back."

Nice guy. Grand jury no-billed the whole thing and it was kept fairly quiet since my mother is big buddies with several "higher-ups" in Harris County and elected officials around this area.

So yeah....half to death. If I had beaten him the same amount he would have been fully dead. Had there been one of the guns in the garage he probably would be dead. Simple. When I hit him between the shoulder blades I knew he was done. Didn't need to kill him.

Plus, if you kill them.......they don't learn anything. But don't fuck with me when my kids are around. That's just wrong and it'll piss me off.

[joedls]

Must be a Texan thing with the ball peen hammer. My wife and kids came back from a late night at a Harry Potter party at a shopping center near our home. She told me about some guys hassling them on their way to their car and how one of them grabbed my (then 13 yr-old) daughter. I got a description from her, what kind of vehicle they were in and grabbed a couple of hammers and went hunting. I no longer own any guns because I don't trust myself with one any more. I found the guys (3 of them), confronted them, they admitted to grabbing my daughter and said a few things they would do the next time they saw her. They obviously didn't see the hammers down at my sides in the dark. The first one came at me and I caved in his chest, dropped him instantly. While he was writhing in pain and gasping for air, I turned towards the other two. They ran towards the buildings where security was. I stomped on the kid that was down, got in my truck and went home.

[Mister Roper]

Brutal, but effective. :thumb: I remember the time in the Walmart parking lot when I thought someone was breaking into my car. All I had was the desk lamp I had just bought but I was gonna put it to good work.

BTW, looks like the friend's neighbors are moving out of that house today. Buh-bye...

[don_w]

He will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
So, "Wheeler" isn't really your name... it's a title. :hammer:

[Hitman]

/\/\/\/\ OK, so I've just been watching some Christopher Titus stuff on Youtube and he does a skit on 'half to death'. So if you beat him exactly the same again, he would be exactly dead? Otherwise, it wasn't 'half to death'.

As an engineer, I need to be precise on these matters.




BTW, nice job. I've had that urge before but never the opportunity.
so you drive a train?:poke:

[Dread53]

A bullet train maybe...built by Beretta.

[US-1]

So, "Wheeler" isn't really your name... it's a title. :hammer:

Yes, that accusation has been made before. :evil: :roflmao:

[GT-C126]

:hammer: OMG! LMFAO!


I'm glad your families were ok.:beer: