So....to kill the kid or not to kill the kid

[US-1]

He owes me over $800 in lost wages just for starters.

 

[C-Liz-Go]

If you were any dumber you'd have to be watered twice a week.


This ain't Fantasy Island, dipshit.

S.D. for President, lol!!


So, I take it, the TexasWorkForce people won't reimburse you under the unemployment stuff???? Glad I'm not your kid.

 

[US-1]

S.D. for President, lol!!


So, I take it, the TexasWorkForce people won't reimburse you under the unemployment stuff???? Glad I'm not your kid.

Uhhhh....no. They won't. Fuckers. And waiting on FEMA for anything is getting very old very quick. The damn house will be fixed before they get an inspector over here. If he tries to deny my claim I'll just staple the roof receipts to his forehead and kick him in the nuts.

 

[cekim]

If he tries to deny my claim I'll just staple the roof receipts to his forehead and kick him in the nuts.

I'd go another route...





kick him in the head and staple the receipts to his nuts...

 

[US-1]

There's always the nail gun...........

 

[cekim]

There's always the nail gun...........

Man you should run for Congress, you are full of good ideas!

 

[C-Liz-Go]

Man you should run for Congress, you are full of good ideas!

No shit. Just don't give him unmonitered access to the red button.

 

[US-1]

Somebody take a wild guess as to how long it would take for me to get thrown out of Congress if by some absolutely insane chance I was ever elected.

No shit. Just don't give him unmonitered access to the red button.

Have to get higher than just a Congressman for that one. Although....that is my ultimate goal in life.

 

[Herknav]

Have to get higher than just a Congressman for that one. Although....that is my ultimate goal in life.

You mean... you want to be a chubby intern with big tits?

 

[US-1]

I'll leave that one for you.

 

[Herknav]

hmm... I don't wanna be a chubby intern... bang one maybe... leave my very own personal protein stain!

 

[US-1]

You have definitely been out in the sandbox way too long.

 

[Herknav]

Well, I will be home in a shade over a week... so I can get my sanity back...

 

[US-1]

FINAL UPDATE:

Fuktard kid windowed the block on both sides. Broke four connecting rods.

"I was just driving it down the street normally."
- Normal for a Top Fuel car I'm sure -

Since I'm over forty I suppose he thinks I'm stupid enough to buy that line of horseshit.

 

[TexasKyle]

Damn...that took some trying to do that much damage. Got any pics of it?

 

[US-1]

Hell no. And I don't want any either. I'd probably tie wrap them to a brick and bash his head in with it.

 

[stkjock]

FINAL UPDATE:

Fuktard kid windowed the block on both sides. Broke four connecting rods.

"I was just driving it down the street normally."
- Normal for a Top Fuel car I'm sure -

Since I'm over forty I suppose he thinks I'm stupid enough to buy that line of horseshit.

he start making payments yet?

 

[US-1]

He gets paid Friday. I won't be back from FFW Ennis until Monday afternoon so that turd better not blow his whole paycheck on some dirty-leg this weekend. If he does........he better use her like a rubber fuck toy because he won't be using his nuts for a while after I kick them up into his throat.

 

[C-Liz-Go]

S.D. has such an eloquent way with words, doesn't he...

 

[US-1]

Yeah....one moment I can be eloquent enough to get sponsors to agree to large amounts of money and the next moment I can say something to make sailors wince.