It was a pleasant surprise: I had filled in the three lines of potential phrase boxes on the application, and just before sealing the envelope, inspiration struck. I wrote the very unlikely selection in the blank space above the boxes. About six weeks later they arrived by US Mail (this was 1972, a more innocent time).
EDIT: I'd really like to credit the author. If anyone can identify him/her, please advise:
How damn wide of a tire do you have to stuff under a s197 chassis car to achieve the steam roller look?? Used to a 315/35 looked massive under a sn or new edge car, hell, even an f-body. These cars make a 315 look like a 245.