Maybe he should go back to sitting on the porch in his rocking chair yelling at the "little kids" for riding their bikes. Maybe one of them will throw the right fucking spark plug at him.
1. I don't throw rocks at little kids, I use a Fully auto Paint gun.
2. If they did throw the right plug , it would be more help than I got here today.
3.The problems are that paint balls are getting expensive and it would take at least 1 kid a day times 8 days to collect that many plugs.
4.What are the odds the the little rug rats would all throw the right plug?
5.I'm running out of room in the back 40 for shallow graves.