Chris, You have been gone to long. They pushed that bitch off the rack..
Blah blah blah.....big bad soldier boy....blah blah blah.........got you punks in my sights.....blah blah blah...........fear me.....blah blah blah............outrun everyone's ass when I get back......blah blah blah............yaddah yaddah yaddah.........
Quit yer bitchin' and get back here so I can tree your ass a few more times.