Selling my wife.. Feeler Thread

[usmcpony]

Im deff. going to need pictures of her under carriage and some rear end shots. Can you remove the bra and take pictures of the front end too? Im planning on keeping her for a week or two and sell her for profit. Thanks

 

[irishpwr46]

mind if i come take a look? im just your typical "tire kicker" lol

 

[US-1]

As long as you remove her goddamn vocal cords prior to shipping we might have a deal.

That is why this is a "feeler" thread.. If I can figure that out.. I MIGHT KEEP HER

 

[mmiller40]

that is some funny shit.. Going on my Facebook now

 

[firefighterhill]

I doubt anyone will want the payments that mine came with. Shes a 1985 Redhead, has really big head lights, and some shag carpet. Not to bad when you take her for a spin, but can be really temperamental till you get her warmed up.

For all you guys out there currently leasing your ride, DONT BUY! Once you buy many of the things you loved about your ride will immediatly stop working and may only work on special occassions, such as the day you first signed the lease.

 

[Blackjack14]

wife

I'm thinking about getting a new wife.. Considering taking offers on mine.

She bitches a lot but is pretty hot in the sack.. if you can get her in there.
What do you think she is worth if I decide to "part" her out...? More specs upon request.. Who knows I might decide to keep her

No free "feels"

what kina car does she come with?
i could use another Roush

 

[RED09GT]

I'm surprised that no-one's asked how many miles on her?
Not in the market for a second one, any man who thinks he can handle more than one woman deserves it...

Oh yeah, any aftermarket parts?

 

[Chris06GT]

Is her oil checked and changed regularly?

Has she been rode hard and put up wet?

Do I have to knock the cobwebs off her pussy first, or just go right in??

Don't want to have a lot of maintenance work to do first.....

 

[andyman]

What kind of bracing is on the chassis? i don't want any.

How big of a rim job is she runnin?

How's the exhaust note? Can it hold it's own?

Is the driveshaft tunnel banged up or is it still in good shape?

Don't know if the rearend was done correctly but i don't mind a lot of whine at high speeds.

 

[andyman]

MOST IMPORTANTLY WAS THIS ORIGINALLY A STICK AND THEN CONVERTED TO AUTO....


hahahahaha

 

[Steedman07]

She wont even sit in the car without complaining about it.. you think she is going on a forum dedicated to a car she hates?

If we looked at her odometer statement, would it be a T.M.U.?

As long as she doesnt hve too many miles on her, we can talk, but if she is TMU(True Milage Unknown), that will be a deal breaker..Oh, and she cant be a rental either..I guess a corporate lease would be ok, but is she was subjected to the general public, then fuck no!!!!!

MOST IMPORTANTLY WAS THIS ORIGINALLY A STICK AND THEN CONVERTED TO AUTO....


hahahahaha

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I doubt anyone will want the payments that mine came with. Shes a 1985 Redhead, has really big head lights, and some shag carpet. Not to bad when you take her for a spin, but can be really temperamental till you get her warmed up.

For all you guys out there currently leasing your ride, DONT BUY! Once you buy many of the things you loved about your ride will immediatly stop working and may only work on special occassions, such as the day you first signed the lease.

rep points...lmfao

 

[andyman]

Hey real quick what's the most people I can fit in this ride, I have lots of friends and we do long cruises...

 

[firefighterhill]

Does she come with a Warranty? Mine didnt! It would cost me more to get rid of her now then just keep her. Especially with all the money ive put into her. We all know how that goes, never can get back out what you put in. If I tried to trade her in now id still be making monthly payments for the rest of my life! That is unless some fool decided to to take over payments.

She did clone me a co-driver though, looks just like me. Ever since, taking her for a spin just isnt the same. Maybe its the bigger fuel tank she carries around in her trunk now.

And oh yeah ever since I bought her, her Navigation system got really annoying, its always telling me to turn and use my signal and slow down.

 

[Boss281]

I'm so sorry you're thinking about a sale or trade in. She's a convertible, right? Any chance of some closeup shots with the top down? I'm not really interested, just, uh, well, I kind of like those types of things...

 

[Croft]

LMAO...................


Let me take a more "womanly" approach to test driving her if you don't mind?

I promise to go 10 under the speed limit......
I'll ride her ass, your ass, and anyone elses ass......
I will be sure to inspect every angle of her "body".............the front, back, sides and especially the back again!
You can even go on the test drive with me and make sure I am not missing anything.

 

[bigastrk]

Whooaaaaa Now we are talking....... Lets go laura. lol

 

[Steedman07]

 

[irishpwr46]

will she mind if im wearing ear and nose plugs? because theres two things i cant stand.

the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning condoms

 

[andyman]

LMAO...................


Let me take a more "womanly" approach to test driving her if you don't mind?

I promise to go 10 under the speed limit......
I'll ride her ass, your ass, and anyone elses ass......
I will be sure to inspect every angle of her "body".............the front, back, sides and especially the back again!
You can even go on the test drive with me and make sure I am not missing anything.

yeah you're just dying to smell the interior hahahahahaa




so anyways, how many times can I push the buttons before she blows a fuse?

Does it come with a spare tire?

I don't know if it has the stock engine or not BUT IF SHE BLOWS ANOTHER ROD IT'S HISTORY.

lolol talk about a monday pun-day wtf

 

[psfracer]

lol this is a great thread.

What would I expect to pay in maintenance costs? how much shipped to NY?

Don't worry, the OP will pay all maintenance costs every month. Thats called divorce.