Selling my wife.. Feeler Thread

[terry5357]

Touche.. What's shipping going to be like? We're both in Texas..

Hey we could just "pass" her around till she got to where she's supposed to be...............

 

[andyman]

DAMN I almost forgot... WHAT COLOR????? I already have a black one... and how easy is it to keep her clean??

the deal is only good if the interior is in fact red.

 

[Steedman07]

Better yet, is it a "Warrior in Pink" edition??

 

[alloy6ix]

Better yet, is it a "Warrior in Pink" edition??

You get rep.. and a few others.. Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while!!

 

[470 GT/CS]

I have a question...... Does she like models that have just came out onto the market?

 

[KoolerSL2]

not in the market but do have a question.
have the internals been sealed off to prevent any leaks or expansion?

 

[Mylilpony]

how much does she weigh? I always said my next one wouldnt be a pig!

 

[Hawgman]

For all you guys out there currently leasing your ride, DONT BUY! Once you buy many of the things you loved about your ride will immediatly stop working and may only work on special occassions, such as the day you first signed the lease.

That's some funny shit right there. Way too much truth to it though.

Don't worry, the OP will pay all maintenance costs every month. Thats called divorce.

Naw, Texas doesn't have alimony.





One thing he did forget to mention.. she comes with a little "sub compact" unit. It's a 2fer deal.

 

[US-1]

One thing he did forget to mention.. she comes with a little "sub compact" unit. It's a 2fer deal.

Oh...she has a Fuck Trophy. No thanks. Got a couple of those already. I'm just really into loaners and rentals these days.

 

[mmiller40]

That's some funny shit right there. Way too much truth to it though.


Naw, Texas doesn't have alimony.





One thing he did forget to mention.. she comes with a little "sub compact" unit. It's a 2fer deal.

Damn! I was going to spring that part on em while drawing up the paperwork.

 

[Hawgman]

Hey man, it's my job to make sure sellers keep our full disclosure agreement in the classifieds

 

[470 GT/CS]

That's some funny shit right there. Way too much truth to it though.


Naw, Texas doesn't have alimony.





One thing he did forget to mention.. she comes with a little "sub compact" unit. It's a 2fer deal.

Ok, I'm not interested anymore. Unless the "sub compact" is legal.

 

[mmiller40]

Ok, I'm not interested anymore. Unless the "sub compact" is legal.

I'll keep the subcompact if you make me a deal on the rest of the package.

 

[470 GT/CS]

I'll keep the subcompact if you make me a deal on the rest of the package.

What kind of deal do you have in mind?

 

[US-1]

What kind of deal do you have in mind?

Better ask your Daddy if you can have a roommate, Junior.

 

[470 GT/CS]

Better ask your Daddy if you can have a roommate, Junior.

Hey, I can just call her up and let her in whenever no one's supervising me.

 

[zuritausmc]

Selling? Mine is free to a good home. Shit, right about now any home would do, cardboard included.