Selling my wife.. Feeler Thread

[mmiller40]

I'm thinking about getting a new wife.. Considering taking offers on mine.

She bitches a lot but is pretty hot in the sack.. if you can get her in there.
What do you think she is worth if I decide to "part" her out...? More specs upon request.. Who knows I might decide to keep her

No free "feels"

 

[pieperz06]

I'm thinking about getting a new wife.. Considering taking offers on mine.

She bitches a lot but is pretty hot in the sack.. if you can get her in there.
What do you think she is worth if I decide to "part" her out...? More specs upon request.. Who knows I might decide to keep her

No free "feels"

:worth:






on serious note is this relay necessary

 

[gzmo]

I'll trade you + cash...23/F/FL. Puerto Rican/Italian - Loves to nag you to no extent, but loves to play in the sheets 24/7


hehehehehe

 

[mmiller40]

I'll trade you + cash...23/F/FL. Puerto Rican/Italian - Loves to nag you to no extent, but loves to play in the sheets 24/7


hehehehehe

If your lucky she will get ran over Maybe they could play in the street together

 

[alloy6ix]

If your lucky she will get ran over Maybe they could play in the street together

If You're lucky, she won't see this thread...

 

[Hawgman]

Ok.. as funny as this is (especially since I know her) you do realize you posted it in the wrong section, right? Moving it to the miscellaneous items forum

 

[mmiller40]

Ok.. as funny as this is (especially since I know her) you do realize you posted it in the wrong section, right? Moving it to the miscellaneous items forum

I figured with the whole feeler threads being locked down.. It would be funny here until it was moved

 

[mmiller40]

If You're lucky, she won't see this thread...

She wont even sit in the car without complaining about it.. you think she is going on a forum dedicated to a car she hates?

 

[alloy6ix]

She wont even sit in the car without complaining about it.. you think she is going on a forum dedicated to a car she hates?

Touche.. What's shipping going to be like? We're both in Texas..

 

[mmiller40]

Touche.. What's shipping going to be like? We're both in Texas..

I might deliver for the right deal

 

[alloy6ix]

I might deliver for the right deal

Hey, hey, hey, I don't roll that way man.. I thought she was the one that was going to "deliver.."

 

[trill gear head]

In order to determine the value i will be needing full body shop pictures. Preferably in her birthday suit and make sure to include shots of the rear.

 

[mmiller40]

Hey, hey, hey, I don't roll that way man.. I thought she was the one that was going to "deliver.."

Ohh... Hell no! As in I would drop her off for the right price I'm looking to upgrade to a newer model.

 

[stkjock]

Pics of said item..... Or

 

[US-1]

As long as you remove her goddamn vocal cords prior to shipping we might have a deal.

 

[mmiller40]

As long as you remove her goddamn vocal cords prior to shipping we might have a deal.

That is why this is a "feeler" thread.. If I can figure that out.. I MIGHT KEEP HER

 

[EagleStroker]

Has she ever been rear ended? Any alignment issues? Unusual wear patterns? Has she been lubed on a regular basis?

 

[firestang70]

Since my wife is standing behind me... This is totally wrong and I chastise you all!

Wife has walked out of the room...... Please send pics to my email! lol

 

[andyman]

That is why this is a "feeler" thread.. If I can figure that out.. I MIGHT KEEP HER

well then lemme feel 'er hahaha

 

[Mylilpony]

lol this is a great thread.

What would I expect to pay in maintenance costs? how much shipped to NY?