Sun aged body cladding

[fdjizm]

You mofos always gotta buy a 20 dollar bottle of suchandsuch to feel good about shiny shit, keep it simple it works!!

 

[Fullboogie]

Possibly

Seriously, you know I'm a asshole by know. I'm blunt and don't give a fuck if I hurt people's feelings. Also, I don't need a "Moderator" or "Admin" title to police shit up. You should know this broseph.

That's the plan chief!

I know, man. Just bustin' your chops a little.

Ok, where were we at? OP is a dick!

 

[07TGGT]

You mofos always gotta buy a 20 dollar bottle of suchandsuch to feel good about shiny shit, keep it simple it works!!

Last time I spent $20 on a bottle I got drunk

 

[fdjizm]

Last time I spent $20 on a bottle I got drunk

Last time you got drunk I spent $20 on a bottle of chloroform.
It was a night I'll never forget, and you'll never remember

 

[tagle281]

Armorall? Who still uses armorall?

 

[07TGGT]

Last time you got drunk I spent $20 on a bottle of chloroform.
It was a night I'll never forget, and you'll never remember

That's why my anus hurt, you could have taken me to dinner first you Neanderthal!

 

[fdjizm]

How do you know I didn't? you know I take care of you mi papita frita.
I used armorall extreme tire gel too, that shit stays on for almost two weeks! how can you argue with that?

 

[07TGGT]

Si grande papi.


Tire gel sucks, tell me when you tires turn shit brown after two weeks.

 

[fdjizm]

Si grande papi.


Tire gel sucks, tell me when you tires turn shit brown after two weeks.

Been using it for 5 years, last set of tires never turned brown.
Just got new tires 4 months ago, still not brown.

 

[Doug M]

Lots of estrogen in this here thread, you know the bears can smell your periods?

anyway... I just use some armorall protectant on my black plastic parts, been fine.
Keeps everything moist and juicy.

Me too.

Sorry Frankie, I've just missed you since that day...


Blasphemy! Amorall, yuck!!!!

Don't knock the Armorall Chief

 

[UltraKla$$ic]

 

[Doug M]

Darren, I will never leave you out.

 

[fdjizm]

Darren's tire shine lasts about 2 years.

 

[06silverbullet]

Darren's tire shine lasts about 2 years.

gee wonder why? cause it never sees sunlight, or a road, or it's driver on the inside....


to the OP:
i use and love chemical guys g6 hypercoat. it doesn't leave a nasty greasy feeling like armorall or similar oil based products. it last quite a while i redo mine everytime i wash but that's cause i'm anal about my car lol

 

[UltraKla$$ic]

Darren's tire shine lasts about 2 years.

I can remember back in the day we'd spray paint the tires gloss black!!! Um... Waaaaaaay before there ever was an "armor all".

 

[DWalker]

I have a fool proof plan that will permanently take care of your problem OP...... Trade that bitch in for a '13.

 

[UltraKla$$ic]

I have a fool proof plan that will permanently take care of your problem OP...... Trade that bitch in for a '13.

I know you didn't....... !!!!!! Lol!! I'm surprised its taken 3 pages!!!

I didn't want to be "that guy"! Pahahahaha

 

[tagle281]

I know you didn't....... !!!!!! Lol!! I'm surprised its taken 3 pages!!!

I didn't want to be "that guy"! Pahahahaha

Ah Darren I still remember when you secretly had 5.0 fever but wouldn't admit it.

I have a fool proof plan that will permanently take care of your problem OP...... Trade that bitch in for a '13.

No thanks. I will wait for the new body. No sense in getting a '13 as there's not enough difference in the two.

I can remember back in the day we'd spray paint the tires gloss black!!! Um... Waaaaaaay before there ever was an "armor all".

You're not that old. I'm sure I'm older than you and I remember armorall as a child.

gee wonder why? cause it never sees sunlight, or a road, or it's driver on the inside....


to the OP:
i use and love chemical guys g6 hypercoat. it doesn't leave a nasty greasy feeling like armorall or similar oil based products. it last quite a while i redo mine everytime i wash but that's cause i'm anal about my car lol

Exactly I don't like greasy. Matte for me is perfect.

 

[DWalker]

Try some of this, I use it as tire shine and I really like it. I don't like tire shines that leave that real thick glossy shine, and this leaves a nice dark matte look.

 

[Seer]

Ultima Tire and Trim Guard.