Before anything, you should get rid of the sand particles in your vagina.
This could be affecting your current mood, if you want to sell something and can't wait there is always eBay.
If you can't handle the "environment" here it may not be the place for you, there is tons of good information on this site and a lot of good people.
There are also lots of assholes including like me who will take their time to point out that your mother may have not loved you when you were a child or that she secretly hoped you had died in a school-bus fire.
But I'm just saying.