2010 Camaro SS does racer flyby (twice)

[Random Asshole]

So I'm driving home and I notice a 2010 SS is behind me as I'm taking a left hand turn from one four lane street onto another. I decide to take the right lane and let off the throttle to see if he wants to do a quick "joust" and he flies past me with he tail flinging everywhere like he's running from the cops and stays on it for 4 blocks. I'm already at my destination, but I'm curious as to how my car fares against a new one since I've never encountered any next to me. I decide to go out of my way to catch up to this shmuck. We are now next to each other, but traffic in his lane comes to a crawl because someone in his lane is turning onto a side street. I lift again to and let him catch up into the little pocket of room available now and he flies past me again and does 100+mph until he reaches a "toys are us" and pulls in. Figures..fuckin kid. I know roll racing is gay, but no one ever tries to fuck with me on the streets, so it got my attention.

I'm not trying to say my car was faster, because chances are it isn't. I was just curious as to how things would go and this guy is acting like he's driving 400hp rwd civic. What a douche.

Now I'm off to get drunk..and NOT drive, of course.
Cheers.

 

[SonicBlur]

Camaros = TEH LOSE!

 

[GONE_N_60]

This type of stuff will keep happening until the "new car" syndrom wears off. I'm sure a lot of s197 guys were doing this in late 04 to LS1 guys.

It'll stop when the 5.0 proves its point along with some blown and bolt-on 4.6's.

 

[stkjock]

What's a "racer fly bye"?

 

[Charlie Sheen]

No vid = Didn't happen.

 

[DirtyDogOfTheDesert]

What's a "racer fly bye"?

I think he meant this...


(Ri-ser fli bi) An action undertaken by a person fitting any or all of the genuinely accepted criteria of a "ricer" in which he or she accelerates a slow and underpowered motor vehicle, which is usually adorned with large spoilers, bright paint colors/graphics and neon lights, past another vehicle which is known or thought to be faster or more powerful with the intention of overtaking said vehicle at as high a speed differentiation as possible.

The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-gear at low RPM and may or may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.

The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.
Did he just do a ricer flyby??

In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masturbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.

 

[stkjock]

Brian - I know what he meant... I was goofing on the misspelling....

 

[Jeffs FRC]

You were doing this yesterday??? Only reason I ask is because I see your location listed as Chicago. With the cold and salty roads my 00 Grand Am with a 4 banger spins the tires with anything more than half throttle.

What part of Chicago you from? Mainly so I know where to look for the crazy winter street racers...

 

[DirtyDogOfTheDesert]

Brian - I know what he meant... I was goofing on the misspelling....

I know you knew what he meant.
I just love that definition, it cracks me up every time I read it.....

 

[stkjock]

I know you knew what he meant.
I just love that definition, it cracks me up every time I read it.....

ok... I didn't read it all the first time around... it is pretty funny stuff

 

[Random Asshole]

This type of stuff will keep happening until the "new car" syndrom wears off. I'm sure a lot of s197 guys were doing this in late 04 to LS1 guys.

It'll stop when the 5.0 proves its point along with some blown and bolt-on 4.6's.

It looked like it just rolled off the floor with its temp plates. What pissed me off enough to actually rant about it was "what was this guy's mentality?" Camaro driver: "I just got this car so I'm gonna drive like a fuckin jag and spit dirt at anyone remotely quick." I mean we all get excited about having a new car, but damn. I think this was his first quick american car. I hope s197 guys don't drive like that. That's the gayest shit I've ever seen. If you wanna play, don't just fly past me at 80 thinking I'm gonna go after you in 35mph zone!

What's a "racer fly bye"?

oops. I knew that. typing too fast.

You were doing this yesterday??? Only reason I ask is because I see your location listed as Chicago. With the cold and salty roads my 00 Grand Am with a 4 banger spins the tires with anything more than half throttle.

What part of Chicago you from? Mainly so I know where to look for the crazy winter street racers...

Yeah, I figured with the roads being so cold, it would have been more of a drivers race than who's car is actually faster in good conditions. But no winter street racers, lol. That was a needle in a haystack situation. I'm in the most boring place on earth for car guys. At least there aren't any ricers. Just a ricer driving a camaro, apparently.

I'm in Niles to be exact. It's the first suburb that in on the border of Chicago so I just put that in my location because no one knows or cares wtf Niles is. Although Ozzy was in Des Plaines this weekend for a book signing..Like that motherfucker could write a book.

 

[fhlh]

I know one thing... you'd kick his ass on a road course.
Those things are pigs.

 

[Jeffs FRC]

Yeah, I figured with the roads being so cold, it would have been more of a drivers race than who's car is actually faster in good conditions. But no winter street racers, lol. That was a needle in a haystack situation. I'm in the most boring place on earth for car guys. At least there aren't any ricers. Just a ricer driving a camaro, apparently.

I'm in Niles to be exact. It's the first suburb that in on the border of Chicago so I just put that in my location because no one knows or cares wtf Niles is. Although Ozzy was in Des Plaines this weekend for a book signing..Like that motherfucker could write a book.

I've worked around Niles, Skokie and Evanston for years now and am actually working in Des Plaines now. Where was Ozzy at? I wasn't sure he was even alive...

You gotta come out a little further west in the summer, lots of fun out this way.

 

[BBQBats]

I've worked around Niles, Skokie and Evanston for years now and am actually working in Des Plaines now. Where was Ozzy at? I wasn't sure he was even alive...

You gotta come out a little further west in the summer, lots of fun out this way.

He was in the Skokie Barnes and Noble today. Heard it on the radio coming back from a cigarette run. I always learn about these things after the fact, damnit.