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Herknav

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Everytime I see queenbee, all I can think about is the song Queen Bee by Grand Funk Railroad from the Heavy Metal soundtrack...
 
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ugh

Anyone see the South Park when the first girl in class began puberty and the guys all instantly tuned into gorillas?

Welcome to the zoo, Bee.
 

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I bet your ass will crawl on your fucking hands and knees to get some pussy.

"Men rule this world"..................:handjob:

Reminds me of a joke I heard of a little boy and girl playing in the playground. The boy convinces the girl to go behind a bush and pulls his pants down and shows her his dick. He then tells her how horrible it will be for her because she'll never have one. She pulls up her skirt, points to her crotch, and proceeds to tell the boy that her Mama told her that with one of these she can have all of the dicks she wants.
 

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And that reminds me of..........

Little boy and girl showing each other their privates. Little girls says, "So that's why boys are faster than girls....stick shift and ball bearings. Can I try them out?" The boy says, "Hell no, you broke your shifter off and lost your ball bearings!"
 

Charlie Sheen

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...Liz and Laura (L&L...he he he) both have nicknames...

Don't forget Brandon and Matt.

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BubbaRATM

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"Step over it"......not pole vault over it then come back & pee on it then draw dick pictures all over the line too.

damn..... all i can say

Welcome and hope you like laughing at these guys,they are funny as hell. If you dont get offended or take what they say to heart i think you will be fine.
 
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LegendLives

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First off, I don't think "men" are above me. You have to earn your respect and equality, regardless if you have a penis or vagina.

Secondly, Liz and I have been around here for quite some time. We put up with all the shit, and give shit out as well. We never asked to be put on this so-called "pedestal" you speak of. We are women who have earned the same luxuries as you "men". So get off your high fucking horse. Because when it comes down to it, I bet your ass will crawl on your fucking hands and knees to get some pussy.

"Men rule this world"..................:handjob:

As Richard Pryor said " Women have half the money and all the pussy"

And Steve Martin " I like to put women up on pedestals, so high up on pedestals, I can look up their dress"

Welcome to the site queenbeeGT, nice to have you here.
 
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