No I'm serious guys
Let it sit overnight, pull dipstick, clean it, reinsert, take it out and check it. Don't freak out. Get a prescription for Xanax. It'll be fine.
Back in the day (1970's) I worked at this service station when full service was the norm. My boss told me when I checked someone's oil to not put the dipstick all the way back in when checking it so that I could sell them a quart of oil that they didn't need. Effin Crook.
lol wow! so wrongBack in the day (1970's) I worked at this service station when full service was the norm. My boss told me when I checked someone's oil to not put the dipstick all the way back in when checking it so that I could sell them a quart of oil that they didn't need. Effin Crook.
lol not the first time I've heard this complaint, I just don't get it man, it's not brain surgery smhThe dipstick for some reason never reads correctly on these engines
Man I must be a brain surgeon because I don't have any issues with this.
Man I must be a brain surgeon because I don't have any issues with this.
lol I was saying, checking the oil is not brain surgery, and I don't get the complaints, hell I've heard gripes about the strut tower brace being in the way and it's a bad design complaint as wellYou and me both. Every time I change my oil I run the car for a few minutes and then shut it off and check the oil again. That right there tells me where my 'full' mark is on the dipstick regardless of where the scribe marks are. And somehow I manage to remember that little tidbit of information whenever I check my oil level.
If it reads funky then wipe it off and try again. Heck, maybe even wait a minute or two for the oil to finish draining down into the pan. I'm trying to be helpful here and not sarcastic because I realize not everyone here has been changing their own oil for 35 years and not everyone grew up in their father's service station. Therefore stuff I tend to take for granted might not be so obvious to others.