Got a video with audio? Most younger guys have the ability to do this. Try making one and uploading. AS stated it may be a lack of patience. My 14 takes a minute or two for throttle response and so forth to act normal. That is simply part of the PCM and of course the wide band O2's needing warm up time before they come on line. At start up (cold) remember that you have a period of time in which the car is running open loop before the O2 sensors reach proper operating temp. When that happens the PCM then begins monitoring them as a tuner explained it to me which makes perfect common sense. My 05 could be that way on cooler mornings if I took off too soon before letting things warm up, especially after not driving it all week. Then it would be fine after that.