HAHA, I remember I was paiting a feature wall in my room a burgandy/red color and while I was turned my 2 year old tried to move the gallon of paint off a night stand. It hit the floor and popped the lid off. Paint on new pine bed and carpet. Ended up getting all new carpet in the house through insurance as there was no way to get it out.
I laugh about it now, but back then it was not a good day.