Just went through member pic thread

[Steedman07]

umm, that tattoo slightly above my wife's ass...

 

[C-Liz-Go]

I look at guy's asses mostly myself....not chicks.

 

[retfr8flyr]

Liz we can watch all the asses from the back of the bus.


Earl

 

[C-Liz-Go]

Liz we can watch all the asses from the back of the bus.


Earl

I like you. You're pretty damn funny.

 

[US-1]

Nice tattoo.

And I don't give a shit who thinks I'm ugly. I'm a sawed-off, foul-mouthed, beer-swilling, middle finger-gesturing, angry, equal-opportunity-ass-kicking, twice-divorced, asshole from Texas and I don't give a shit who likes it or not. I drive race cars, win races/championships, drink beer, and piss people off.

But I've got really cute kids!

 

[Herknav]

Silver car owners with the potty-mouths. You should be ashamed.

screw you...

all silver car owners have potty mouths...

why?

who the fuck are you to ask?

 

[C-Liz-Go]

Shhhhhh, Brandon. Go have a beer and slap a barmaid on the ass.....


Yes, I shshd you. So there.

 

[Herknav]

er, I'm at work babe... so the barmaid is out of the question...

 

[Charlie Sheen]

Shhhhhh, Brandon. Go have a beer and slap a barmaid on the ass...

er, I'm at work babe... so the barmaid is out of the question...

A towel-boy then.

 

[US-1]

er, I'm at work babe... so the barmaid is out of the question...

No barmaid at work???? Sheeesh......hire a couple of 'em. Tell the boss they make the place look good.

 

[Herknav]

don't think I havn't tried.... maybe after we get the bar... er "Heritage Room" built...

 

[C-Liz-Go]

No barmaid at work???? Sheeesh......hire a couple of 'em. Tell the boss they make the place look good.

I'm working on getting a cabana boy to brighten up the work environment.

 

[Herknav]

...but I won't wear the outfit...

 

[terry5357]

Silver car owners with the potty-mouths. You should be ashamed.

HEY!!!! the only time my mouth gets close to the potty is after drinking 14 beers on an empty stomach. And for your information STANLY , I drank them all to your good health.

 

[terry5357]

Nice tattoo.

And I don't give a shit who thinks I'm ugly. I'm a sawed-off, foul-mouthed, beer-swilling, middle finger-gesturing, angry, equal-opportunity-ass-kicking, twice-divorced, asshole from Texas and I don't give a shit who likes it or not. I drive race cars, win races/championships, drink beer, and piss people off.

But I've got really cute kids!

After reading this, I happened to look in the mirror as I was walking by , twin sons of different mothers????

 

[C-Liz-Go]

...but I won't wear the outfit...

You haven't even seen it yet. Or asked what the benefit package is.

 

[Herknav]

You haven't even seen it yet. Or asked what the benefit package is.

Oh, I already know what the benefit package is... and so do you!

 

[C-Liz-Go]

A personal assistant ready at my beck and call? Oh, and I do have tix to the Brooks & Dunn concert at the Texas Rodeo. I might toss one of those in as an enticement.

 

[Herknav]

A personal assistant ready at my beck and call? Oh, and I do have tix to the Brooks & Dunn concert at the Texas Rodeo. I might toss one of those in as an enticement.

you mean a kept man...

 

[Charlie Sheen]

I know why the caged bird sings.