Somebody Needs To Shut This Douchebag Up!

[jpac811]

11.7 @ 129 doesn't even make sense. If I gained another 13 mph in the trap I'd certainly be a lot quicker than 11.7.

Thats what I thought also. Im going to take the blower off my car so i can lose over 100hp and gain a shit ton of speed

 

[VTXFrank]

Just caught up on this thread.

Fucktastic amounts of lolz.

 

[gil_t2]

Don't you know the slower you go (ET) the more time you have to go faster (MPH)

 

[mikeyfitz]

Your logic makes sense.

 

[05stroker]

What is this grandma shifting that everyone is talking about?

I wish I could help, I dont understand either, I just put my car in drive and mash the gas.

 

[dascoyne]

I wish I could help, I dont understand either, I just put my car in drive and mash the gas.

Manual transmission vehicles have this thing called a shift knob which takes the place of the tampon dispenser found in your typical automatic.

 

[05stroker]

Manual transmission vehicles have this thing called a shift knob which takes the place of the tampon dispenser found in your typical automatic.

And you can shift faster than computer that controls my tampon despenser?
And if I want to shift it I can do that as well .
Oh, and I dont see a trans brake on your shifter thing either...
Maybe I dont have the typical automatic though...

 

[dascoyne]

And you can shift faster than computer that controls my tampon despenser?

Y'know I'm pretty sure I can't shift faster...

Then again I don't need to keep my car stocked with Tampax either.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=7&products_id=22



All in good fun, bub. Peace.

 

[cwhit23]

So, I completely forgot the thread, come back to catch up and surely lulz worthy . this thread is winning.

cwhit23...lol

Yep, in the WTF thread

Now to either PINK him or buy him dinner!

A beer would be sufficient!

I'm pretty sure he won the internetz by posting that pic! He should receive a consultation prize.

That or PINK his disgusting ass for posting it.

I'm having a bit of an internal battle with this one.

lol- I'll take the prize. I don't even remember where I found that pic, but it was worthy of wtf.

Thanks.you could do both.

You're just as guilty for saving it and reposting it!

Manual transmission vehicles have this thing called a shift knob which takes the place of the tampon dispenser found in your typical automatic.

Sig worthy ^

 

[bakerjd]

OH MY GOD THAT'S EPIC!...no words can describe the awesomeness of Post #38

 

[gil_t2]

I wish I could help, I dont understand either, I just put my car in drive and mash the gas.

The granny shifting came from a responce to the OP's posted ET's. He said his best was 11.7 at 127. OP said is his car runs right were it should,with 485 rwhp, others said that with that speed his et's should be better. OP would not post slips, but on another site he posted vid's. In the vid he runs 12.3, 12.6. problem is he races like he 's driving on the street, lets off the gas with every shift. links on post 241

BTW here he says that he has 575 HP, on the other site he claims the difference is the 575 is FWHP, not RWHP

 

[Rasmus]

After I had dug through all this crap, I came to the conclusion that he wasn't in any way trustworthy. Unless video were to be produced, I wouldn't believe the claims.

Do I need to mention that I was at the track looking at him pull those mid 12 second times? He was both granny and short shifting at under 6000 rpm so as to not blow up the stock short block. Also, with that camera being attached to his hip, why wouldn't there be video of the 11s times? Yeah, thought so.

 

[stkjock]

Also, with that camera being attached to his hip, why wouldn't there be video of the 11s times? Yeah, thought so.

 

[AnotherS197GT]

When he got called out in one of the threads on MM, I got this PM from him lol. I didn't bother to respond.

Don't come onto this board bringing drama with you.

Do you know the details of the events that I went through? Nope, you are going off what you read on s197forums, which is a bunch of guys just speculating on what they believe to be true, why do they believe it? Because a bunch of other guys on another forum speculated and made shit up.

All that bs has NOTHING to do with s197forums or this mm board!!

All that shit you read, half of it is completely untrue. The other half is twisted. It's all hear say, and for you to judge me and follow me aroun and make comments about shit you have no clue about makes no damn sense.

That's why boards have do much drama, worry about you not me. I never did business with you ever so why do you care?? Drama!

How bout asking my side of the story? That would take too much time? You don't seem to mind the time it takes to make uneducated assumptions on me.


So stop wasting your time, it had nothing to do with you, or any of the mustang community and is all twisted and lies anyhow.

Let's be adults please, thank

 

[05stroker]

Y'know I'm pretty sure I can't shift faster...

Then again I don't need to keep my car stocked with Tampax either.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=7&products_id=22



All in good fun, bub. Peace.

LOL

 

[hookandpull]

Rasmus you saved this forum from alot of heartache bro!

 

[PvilleStang]

Wait, didn't his car domain page state his vehicle was a V6? So supposing he's gone through the trouble to drop in a 4.6, THEN he's going to upgrade to the 5.4? A V6 rebadged as a GT, rebadged as a Fauxbra?! This guy's upgrading the WRONG way!

 

[irishpwr46]

Manual transmission vehicles have this thing called a shift knob which takes the place of the tampon dispenser found in your typical automatic.

And you can shift faster than computer that controls my tampon despenser?
And if I want to shift it I can do that as well .
Oh, and I dont see a trans brake on your shifter thing either...
Maybe I dont have the typical automatic though...

 

[Autobot]

I'm new here, so don't think I'm this tool.. but I will just say that this thread is full of win.

 

[avinaj80]

^^lol... This is the win sector for sure...