Best I've heard was back in '01 or so during the FFW finals in Ennis. Some broad came over and tried to rattle me before the semi-final. Seems her boyfriend was going to be in the other lane. I basically told her to shut the cumcatcher under her nose and haul her skank ass back to whatever pisshole she drizzled out of before I locked her in a Port-O-Can, set it on fire, and rolled it down a hill.
She then proceeded to tell a small herd in the staging lanes what I said. Steve Ferguson looked at her and said, "Oh....caught him in a good mood didn't you?"

