Failed change for the Beast!

[Captainstr8edge]

Can we get some cliff notes in this dam thread?

 

[Wicked GT]

Can we get some cliff notes in this dam thread?

Go in the bathroom and punch yourself repeatedly in the face. When you wake up from unconsciousness you will have the same aura of sanity that is contained within this thread... It is basically a free for all of lunacy, as Ultra's posts usually are.

 

[GallopingFord]

Can we get some cliff notes in this dam thread?

Darren buys car
Darren buys socks
Darren loses hair
All of us just don't care

poem by cam

 

[JEWC_Motorsports]

I know what he is doing and i cant believe it is taking this long. I believe he is giving his car some balls finally!!!

 

[GallopingFord]

he could give that car a nut sack with 10 testicles but he still won't have the balls enough to drive it.

 

[JEWC_Motorsports]

But it will look so PRETTY with a whipple on it. lol oops

 

[GallopingFord]

I still fail to see how that is a sex change. I would think the metaphor would relate to swapping manual to automatic or vice versa.

explain yourself Mr. Williamson.

 

[Gremlin85]

If I'm remembering correctly and if I put the evidence together.... it's just a facelift on his car... new lip and whatnot...

But I could be wrong.

 

[joeymustang]

Whipple??

Cool story! Its missing whores and blow...but cool story nonetheless

 

[Sky Render]

Darren, in all seriousness, how many miles are on your Mustang?

 

[johnnyv8]

Darren buys car
Darren buys socks
Darren loses hair
All of us just don't care
Jew75= spoiler alert
Still no one cares

poem by cam

Update/Edit!

 

[2kblacksleeper]

Is Darren going to become Dorena??

 

[5.0 Probie]

Finally... A pic of this mysterious "Fedex" delivery!

 

[Doug M]

It's gotta be in the 8's by now..

 

[281muscle]

.......not sure what I just read....

 

[Doug M]

.......not sure what I just read....

Welcome to the party

 

[Deez-67]

Sex change aaaalmost done.

 

[GallopingFord]

that gif cannot be unseen.

 

[JEWC_Motorsports]

Is Darren's car worth 26k as it sits?

 

[red_baron06]

This got way out of hand lol.