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Know the difference between a UT cheerleader and Beevo?


20 lbs. give or take
 

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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica] He burned his lip on the tailpipe.[/FONT]
 

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despite the commentary otherwise, chick's killer attractive with an awesome smile that looks genuine.

Car's not bad, either.
 

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despite the commentary otherwise, chick's killer attractive with an awesome smile that looks genuine.

Car's not bad, either.

Nigga please, that hoe ugly, she looks like an old man. You have to take into account how much better those pics make her look than she is in reality. with that said :hitit::beerchug2:
 

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despite the commentary otherwise, chick's killer attractive with an awesome smile that looks genuine.

Car's not bad, either.


She needs to smile more. The first shots looks way to posed, fake and trying to hard. The ones where she smiled, cute as they come. :thumb: I bet she looks great live and is actually a nice person too.
 

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The Texas Longhorn football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mack Brown immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
 

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The Texas Longhorn football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mack Brown immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Bwahahahahaha! That was a good one.

Tough crowd in here---I bet she is stunning in person.
 

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Love the jokes....and she kinda looks like Kendra. One cup size bigger, ease off the tan, smile and she would be totally sexy.
 

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And it took 20 days from the last post to post another joke about Texas :roflmao:

We were letting you rest up before the Red River Rivalry.


Come Saturday it's time to whoop that azz...again. I shall be in the Cotton Bowl enjoying the spectacle that is Longhorn failure.
 

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