Just went through member pic thread

[C-Liz-Go]

you mean a kept man...

There's no man in my closet, I checked before I left the apartment this morning.

 

[NiTeMaRe06]

Nice tattoo.

And I don't give a shit who thinks I'm ugly. I'm a sawed-off, foul-mouthed, beer-swilling, middle finger-gesturing, angry, equal-opportunity-ass-kicking, twice-divorced, asshole from Texas and I don't give a shit who likes it or not. I drive race cars, win races/championships, drink beer, and piss people off.

But I've got really cute kids!

Just that post made me like you like a brother.

 

[retfr8flyr]

Just that post made me like you like a brother.

Carefull don't get too close to SD I hear he actually does bite.


Earl

 

[NiTeMaRe06]

Carefull don't get too close to SD I hear he actually does bite.


Earl

Like play bite or draw blood bite?

 

[C-Liz-Go]

Like play bite or draw blood bite?

Chew you up and spit you out, bite. The blood is inconsequential at that point.

 

[NiTeMaRe06]

Chew you up and spit you out, bite. The blood is inconsequential at that point.

Yeah it would be wouldnt it. Well I have to say I'm not too interested...

 

[Freaknazty]

Yeah it would be wouldnt it. Well I have to say I'm not too interested...

but you would be if he just nibbled ?

 

[Herknav]

teh gay!

 

[bscottie]

There's no man in my closet, I checked before I left the apartment this morning.

I could be

 

[C-Liz-Go]

I could be

Nah, I checked again this morning and all I found was dirty laundry needing a trip to the washer.





Unless you were in the oversized garment bag....I didn't check there.

 

[Herknav]

Unless you were in the oversized garment bag....I didn't check there.

You wear oversized garments?

 

[C-Liz-Go]

It's my Santa suit.....surprise, I'm Mrs. Claus. HAHAHAHA!

 

[bscottie]

I liked your pj's, had to get rid of your suit, sorry

 

[Charlie Sheen]

I liked your pj's, had to get rid of your suit, sorry

Umm, if they were a one-piece and had little racecars on them, footies and a rear flap secured by two buttons, those were Herk's PJs. Just giving you a heads up. Whatever you do, DON'T WASH THEM! That's how he knows someone else has been wearing them.

 

[07ToRcH]

Umm, if they were a one-piece and had little racecars on them, footies and a rear flap secured by two buttons, those were Herk's PJs. Just giving you a heads up. Whatever you do, DON'T WASH THEM! That's how he knows someone else has been wearing them.

I take it you have done this before,

 

[Herknav]

those aren't racecars, they are little airplanes...

 

[Charlie Sheen]

those aren't racecars, they are little airplanes...

Ricers? With wings? That's not possible.

 

[C-Liz-Go]

Umm, if they were a one-piece and had little racecars on them, footies and a rear flap secured by two buttons, those were Herk's PJs. Just giving you a heads up. Whatever you do, DON'T WASH THEM! That's how he knows someone else has been wearing them.

Ah, mischief and mayhem while I've been away.....

Herk's PJs have little airplanes and teddy bears on them, if you MUST know.

 

[C-Liz-Go]

those aren't racecars, they are little airplanes...

Well, at least we got our stories straight...

 

[terry5357]

Chew you up and spit you out, bite. The blood is inconsequential at that point.

Babe, you are one sick ticket...........lol