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VTXFrank

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I'm trying to figure out how you fuck up a car that doesn't move. Did you walk into it? Drop the jar of wax on it? Stare at it too hard and break it with your psycho... psychic powers?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! :highfive:


I bet Darren opened the garage door and the moment sunlight hit the lens, *SNAP!!*
 

BullittWow

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Hopefully you waxed all the parts on both sides before reassembly. And while you're at it, hit that lawnmower in the background with a couple coats too! :highfive:
 

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You should get a vanity plate that says VAMPIRE since your car never comes out in the sun lolol
 

fdjizm

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lol the abuse.
that's what you get for not driving your fuckin car!!!
 

07TGGT

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Darren you don't even need side markers since your car will never leave the garage. I bet you put a big fan in front of the car, roll the windows down, rev the car, and stick your head out the window just to feel like you drive it.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk while riding my Shetland Pony through the pastures of Spain
 

UltraKla$$ic

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look whos talking.. you might as well start glazing your procharger to protect it from the closet moths :buttkick:


Ooooph.........:highfive:

Wait till yall see my FRONT side markers!!!!! They look like they're going 200mph just sitting still!!!!!! I don't even have to drive it now to go fast!!!!:yo::thumb2:
 

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Ooooph.........:highfive:

Wait till yall see my FRONT side markers!!!!! They look like they're going 200mph just sitting still!!!!!! I don't even have to drive it now to go fast!!!!:yo::thumb2:

So now when you sit in your car you wont have to make vroom vroom noises anymore since your front markers make your car so fast?
 

AnotherS197GT

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Hopefully he brings it to the meet. If he does I'll take lots of pics to prove to you he did drive it !!!

He won't

FYI, Darren I felt like you today. I was cleaning up the new motor and I pulled all the cop boots of and washed them lol. You ever do that?
 

Newman

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He won't

FYI, Darren I felt like you today. I was cleaning up the new motor and I pulled all the cop boots of and washed them lol. You ever do that?


Unless hell freezes over and pigs start flying in the same day right ?
 

Mach2burnout

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That car will never see Houston again. Not in this lifetime anyway.

Darren those front markers look great on that red. Shame about the rear one.
No splitter yet?


Sent from my iPhone from the driver's seat of my cam'd 05 GT!!
 

weather man

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Hopefully you waxed all the parts on both sides before reassembly. And while you're at it, hit that lawnmower in the background with a couple coats too! :highfive:

Ha Ha !!! someone else noticed that poor neglected mower!
 

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