are 2v cams the same as 3v?

[LBSRACING]

This is no shit. My friend went to the NASCAR technical institute for 2 years and graduated.

I was telling him about how someone on here asked why if our cars have single overhead cams that when you bought them you had to buy 2. I expected him to laugh. NO.

He said, and I shit you not "I guess the manufacturers are just trying to sell more of them and make you buy 2 at a time."

I also had to change his UV joint for him

Wire up his tach, he didn't know where the wires went (he had the ground right)

Walk him through a brake change

And don't even get me started about his understanding of timing

That was 2 years well spent

Sounds like a UTI grad

 

[dascoyne]

This is no shit. My friend went to the NASCAR technical institute for 2 years and graduated.

I was telling him about how someone on here asked why if our cars have single overhead cams that when you bought them you had to buy 2. I expected him to laugh. NO.

He said, and I shit you not "I guess the manufacturers are just trying to sell more of them and make you buy 2 at a time."

I also had to change his UV joint for him

Wire up his tach, he didn't know where the wires went (he had the ground right)

Walk him through a brake change

And don't even get me started about his understanding of timing

That was 2 years well spent

Which Jiffy Lube does he work at?

 

[Shaffe]

is this a joke???

OMG when i saw that i could not stop laughing. that is absolutely priceless

 

[1andonlywhitie]

Troll post? Please say so...

 

[JEWC_Motorsports]

lol Nope go look at some of his more serious threads.

 

[Buddyweiser]

I think I'm dumber now from reading this thread!

crabcakes and football!

 

[302]

Poor guy... Just use 2/4 4V camshafts and you will be ok...

 

[2010GT]

To answer the Ops question if he hasn't figured it out by now... and he probably hasn't.... NOOOO!!!

 

[G.T]

OP: as many have suggested, they sure are! but why don't you ditch the cams altogether for that sleeper performance? it's a win-win! you know, having a modded ride that's also environmentally friendly with absolutely no exhaust pollution!

i've also heard the cam delete upgrade goes hand in hand with ported heads (which can be done in-house by slowly feeding a few bags of sand through the air intake)

 

[19COBRA93]

I replaced my cams with hydraulic actuators I got from the F1 guys. It works great and I get to dial in my own lift and duration.

 

[UltraKla$$ic]

We don't need no stinkin cams! Just give me a tune that SOUNDS like I have cams!










OOoooopsy! might hit a nerve with that one!

 

[california gt]

It has been a while since I got a good laugh. Not since when the guy ask about the lug nut conversion.

 

[DKS]

^no offense to your friend: you can lead a donkey to water, but you can't make the ass drink.
you just can't fix stupid with some people.

Oh, he's stupid, lol

But he thinks he's a master engine builder.


The fact that he passed makes me question the curriculum there, though.

Which Jiffy Lube does he work at?

He can't even get a job as a mechanic. He's had a couple that lasted about 2 days. Course, it's always their fault, lol

 

[vinnybarber]

Go easy on the O/P, about 300 other members actually came in here to get the answer.

No we just needed a good laugh