Corey hasn't logged on because the flickering monitor would ruin the dark and dreary ambiance he has set up for his cutting ritual.
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
Jinx, snap into action! We need these pics shopped stat! Something with unicorns and shit! Gotta cheer him up if we ever hope to see him post a response!